Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that Johnny was misbehaving.

"Wait a minute," she said. "I had Johnny here for two months and I never called you once when he misbehaved."

ジョニー君は夏休みを終え、学校にもどりました。2日後、先生がお母さんに電話をして、ジョニー君の学校での行儀の悪さをぶっちゃけました。

「ちょっといいざます、」お母さんは言いました。「ジョニーが自宅にいた2ヶ月間、どんなに行儀が悪くてもわたくしはガマンして先生に電話しなかったざますのよ」