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Joke 26 初級

FBI Dog

一般ネタ ★★★

音声を聞いて、ネイティブの表現を身に付けましょう。

A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personel director, "you'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."

Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute.

"Also," says the director, "you must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course."

This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time.

"There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual."

With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "Meow!"

Words & Phrases

requirement:必要条件

a physical: a physical examination の略で、健康診断

canine: イヌ科の

specimen: 見本、〜な奴

meow: ニャーオ