A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make; the reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat chested. If the guy wishes to cancel the wedding, it is okay with her. The guy thought about it for a while, and said he does not mind she is flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage.

Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also wants to make a confession; he said below his waist, it is just like a baby. If the girl wants to cancel the marriage, it is okay with him. The girl thought about it for a while and said that she does not mind, and she also believed that there are other things far more important than sex in a marriage.

They were happy that they were honest with each other. They went on to Vegas and got married.

On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes; she is as flat as a washboard. Finally, the guy took off his clothes. After one glance at the guy's naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the
floor. When she became conscious, the guy asked, "I told you before we got married. Why did you still faint?"

若いカップルが結婚するためにベガスへ向かっていた。到着前に少女は打ち明けることがあると男に言った。これまで関係をもたなかったのは、胸が小さいからだというのだ。結婚をやめたければそれでかまわないとも言う。男はしばらく考え、そんなことは気にしていないし、結婚してもセックスにはこだわらないと答えた。

道を数マイル進んだところで男は少女に向かって言っておきたいことがあると言った。自分の下半身は赤ん坊と変わらないというのだ。結婚をやめたければそれでかまわないとも言う。少女はしばらく考え、そんなことは気にしていないし、結婚したらセックスよりずっと大事なことがあるはずだと答えた。

2人は正直に話し合えてほっとした。そのままベガスに向かい、結婚した。

新婚初夜、少女は服を脱いだ。洗濯板のようだった。次に男が脱いだ。少女は裸の男を見たとたん失神して倒れた。男は少女の意識がもどってからから言った。「結婚する前にコクっておいたのになんで気を失うの」

「赤ちゃんと変わらないって言ってたから」

「そうだよ。3600g、53cmだよ」