Happy Mother's day
Flash forward to a few days later. Audrey is out with her mother now
for Mother's Day, and she has a very interesting present for her.
take one's mind off
Joan: Oh, Audrey, this restaurant
is so lovely. I'm so happy you brought me here.
Audrey: Well, I know you like it
here. I figured it was the least I could do for you on Mother's
Joan: Oh, well, you're so thoughtful,
darling, thank you.
Audrey: I also got you a little
Joan: Audrey, you shouldn't have.
Audrey: I know you've been very
busy these days. Especially with the new hotel contract -
Joan: I know, what a nightmare
Audrey: Anyway, I got you something
that I think will help you take your mind off things.
Joan: A Caribbean cruise! Audrey,
darling, I don't know what to say…baby, thank you!
Audrey: Don't mention it, mom. You
Joan: You know the last time I went
on a cruise was with your penny-pinching father. We went to Alaska
- third class! He was so cheap that he would sneak food out of the
breakfast buffet to avoid paying for lunch. He finally got caught
sneaking lobsters out of the seafood buffet, when one of them pinched
him and they all dropped out from under his coat. I was so embarrassed
I didn't show my face above deck for the rest of the trip.
Audrey: Mom, you know Dad means
well. Anyway, this time you'll be in first class, and all of your
meals are paid for. The ticket's all-inclusive.
Joan: Oh, I'm so excited. Thank